BETTER THAN KNOCKED UP. FUNNIER THEN GARY DOURDAN AT COACHELLA. NO SUPERBAD. I’VE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF LIMITING THE ACTORS IN THIS PHOTO TO THE FUNNY ONES….. "BUT…BUT…MR. MOVIEJERK THERE’S ONLY ONE PERSON IN THE PHOTO…." TMJ: "I KNOW PETEY. NOW KEEP LICKING THE WINDOWS ‘TILL THE BUS COMES TO A FULL STOP. AND DON’T YOU QUIT SMACKING YOURSELF IN THE FACE. REMEMBER, PEOPLE WHO CONTROL THEIR BODY MOVEMENTS AREN’T SPECIAL LIKE YOU. AND WHY AREN’T THEY SPECIAL PETEY?"….PETEY: "WHEN IT'S BROWN FLUSH IT DOWN?" TMJ: "AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME KID. WAY TO CORK THE FORK LITTLE BUDDY. AIM FOR THE HALL AND NOT THE WALL." THE REASON THERE’S ONLY ONE PERSON IN THE PHOTO IS BECAUSE WITHOUT HIM THE MOVIE JERK WOULDN’T RECOMMEND THIS LITTLE NUMBER. MAYBE IT WAS ALL THE HYPE THAT LET ME DOWN. MAYBE IT WAS BECAUSE IT’S NOTHING MORE THAN A RACY ROMANTIC COMEDY. I CAN’T PUT MY FINGER ON IT…WAIT…YES I CAN….IT’S MASHED POTATOES. IT’S ALSO JUST NOT THAT FUNNY. THE RIDICULOUS ENGLISH ROCK STAR REALLY SAVES THE DAY. DEFINITELY WORTH A RENTAL.
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL (JASON SEGEL,RUSSEL BRAND, KRISTIN BELL, MILA KUNIS;2008)
BETTER THAN KNOCKED UP. FUNNIER THEN GARY DOURDAN AT COACHELLA. NO SUPERBAD. I’VE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF LIMITING THE ACTORS IN THIS PHOTO TO THE FUNNY ONES….. "BUT…BUT…MR. MOVIEJERK THERE’S ONLY ONE PERSON IN THE PHOTO…." TMJ: "I KNOW PETEY. NOW KEEP LICKING THE WINDOWS ‘TILL THE BUS COMES TO A FULL STOP. AND DON’T YOU QUIT SMACKING YOURSELF IN THE FACE. REMEMBER, PEOPLE WHO CONTROL THEIR BODY MOVEMENTS AREN’T SPECIAL LIKE YOU. AND WHY AREN’T THEY SPECIAL PETEY?"….PETEY: "WHEN IT'S BROWN FLUSH IT DOWN?" TMJ: "AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME KID. WAY TO CORK THE FORK LITTLE BUDDY. AIM FOR THE HALL AND NOT THE WALL." THE REASON THERE’S ONLY ONE PERSON IN THE PHOTO IS BECAUSE WITHOUT HIM THE MOVIE JERK WOULDN’T RECOMMEND THIS LITTLE NUMBER. MAYBE IT WAS ALL THE HYPE THAT LET ME DOWN. MAYBE IT WAS BECAUSE IT’S NOTHING MORE THAN A RACY ROMANTIC COMEDY. I CAN’T PUT MY FINGER ON IT…WAIT…YES I CAN….IT’S MASHED POTATOES. IT’S ALSO JUST NOT THAT FUNNY. THE RIDICULOUS ENGLISH ROCK STAR REALLY SAVES THE DAY. DEFINITELY WORTH A RENTAL.
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Tuesday, April 29, 2008
BABY MAMA (TINA FEY, AMY POEHLER; 2008)
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Saturday, April 26, 2008
THE SAVAGES (PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN, LAURA LINNEY;2007)
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Friday, April 25, 2008
ONE MISSED CALL (ED BURNS, SHANNYN SOSSAMON;2008)
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Wednesday, April 23, 2008
OCEAN'S 13 (BRAD PITT, GEORGE CLOONEY, AL PACINO, MATT DAMON;2007)
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Monday, April 21, 2008
88 MINUTES (AL PACINO, LEELEE SOBIESKI, ALICIA WITT;2008)
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Wednesday, April 16, 2008
PEOPLE I KNOW (AL PACINO, TEA LEONI, KIM BASSINGER, RYAN O'NEAL;2003)
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Tuesday, April 15, 2008
THE NUMBER 23 (FIRE MARSHAL BILL, VIRGINIA MADSEN, TWENTY THREE;2007)
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Monday, April 14, 2008
SMART PEOPLE (DENNIS QUAID, ELLEN PAGE, THOMAS HADEN CHURCH, SARAH JESSICA PARKER, ASHTON HOLMES;2008)
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Sunday, April 13, 2008
STREET KINGS (KEANU REEVES, FOREST "LOOK ME IN THE EYE" WHITAKER, DR. HOUSE, JAY MOHR;2008)
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Friday, April 11, 2008
LIONS FOR LAMBS (TOM "THE BOMB" CRUISE, ROBERT "NEW SKIN NOW PLEASE" REDFORD, MERYL "EWW YEAH!" STREEP;2007)
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Monday, April 7, 2008
FEAST OF LOVE (GREG KINNEAR, MORGAN FREEMAN, JANE ALEXANDER;2008)
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Sunday, April 6, 2008
DAN IN REAL LIFE (STEVE CARELL, JULLIETTE BINOCHE, DANE COOK;2007)
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Saturday, April 5, 2008
THE RUINS (JOHNATHON TUCKER, LAURA RAMSEY, JENA MALONE;2008)
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Thursday, April 3, 2008
THE DARJEELING LIMITED (OWEN WILSON, ADRIEN BRODY, JASON SCHWARTZMAN;2007)
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Tuesday, April 1, 2008
JESSE STONE: SEA CHANGE (TOM SELLECK;2007)
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