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Monday, February 4, 2008

THE HUNTING PARTY (RICHARD GERE, TERRANCE HOWARD;2007)



GOOD ACTING. BAD SCRIPT. LIKE CAESAR DRESSING. YOU COULD POUR THAT STUFF ON A TURD AND NOT REALIZE YOU’RE EATING SHIT UNTIL YOUR DATE VOMITS. THIS IS THE STORY OF THE PERSONAL AND PROFESSIONAL LIVES OF ACTION JOURNALISTS, STATIONED IN POST WAR BOSNIA. THIS MOVIE IS A SATIRE WITH SUDDEN DRAMATIC ELEMENTS THROWN AT THE VIEWER LIKE FAST BALLS. YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO REACT. IT’S LIKE TRYING TO PROVIDE THE APPROPRIATE REACTION TO JOE PESCI’S GOODFELLA’S CHARACTER. YOU'RE CLUELESS AS TO THE OUTCOME. SHOULD I CRY? SHOW FEAR? LAUGH? JESUS CHRIST WHAT’S HAPPENING HERE? ANYWAY, IF YOU LIKE RICHARD GERE OR TERRANCE HOWARD, RENT THIS MOVIE BECAUSE IT ONLY ACCUMULATED $876,671 AT THE BOX OFFICE. WHICH, IN HOLLYWOOD, MEANS HARVEY WEINSTEIN HAS AN $876,671 PRICE ON YOU HEAD…..MONDAY SUCKS.

Posted by THE MOVIE JERK at 9:50 AM

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