IN "REAL LIFE" DAN SCREWS HIS BROTHER'S GIRLFRIEND TO HELP HIMSELF FORGET ABOUT HIS DEAD FIANCE. THAT IS, WHAT'S ACTUALLY GOING ON HERE. AND NO, THAT'S NOT FUNNY, AND NOT O.K.......UNLESS IT'S STEVE CARELL AND DANE COOK IN THE BEST ROMANTIC COMEDY OF 2007! IN WHICH CASE, DAN (CARELL) COULD BEAT THE FAMILY DOG AND IT'S STILL ALL LAUGHS. THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS, WHEN FUNNY PEOPLE HURT OTHERS, IT'S NOT WRONG. DANE COOK'S IN THIS MOVIE. THEY FAILED TO MENTION THAT IN THE F.B.I. WARNING. THE ACTUAL MESSAGE OF THIS MOVIE IS THAT NOTHING CAN COME BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE IN LOVE. NOT EVEN A HORRIBLY INTRUSIVE FAMILY. TOUCHING. THE STORY ALSO CLAIMS TWO PEOPLE CAN FALL IN LOVE IN ABOUT 5 HOURS WITHOUT LIQUOR, DRUGS, OR PAYMENT. THIS IS NOT TRUE. IT'S A GREAT THOUGHT TO ENTERTAIN. UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S ALSO A GIANT LET DOWN ONCE THE MOVIE ENDS AND YOU REALIZE NO ONE LOVES YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY HOURS THEY'VE KNOWN YOU. CHIN UP. TMJ'S GOT GOOD NEWS: YOU CAN OWN THIS MOVIE TODAY FOR $19.99! DAN IN REAL LIFE IS ACTUALLY A CHARMING, NO-BRAINER. IT'S PERFECT FOR A SUNDAY EVENING AFTER A LONG WEEKEND, OR IF YOU JUST FEEL LIKE SHIT IN GENERAL.
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