RANDY QUAID'S EMPLOYED BROTHER, DENNIS, GIVES ONE OF HIS FINEST PERFORMANCES SINCE DREAMSCAPE, AS SEVERELY DEPRESSED PROFESSOR, LAWRENCE WETHERHOLD. AFTER WOUNDING HIMSELF IN A HUMOROUS FENCE-CLIMBING ACCIDENT, WETHERHOLD MUST CHECK HIMSELF INTO THE EMERGENCY ROOM FOR REPAIRS. WHILE IN THE HOSPITAL, WETHERHOLD ENCOUNTERS THE WOMAN HE'LL TRY TO BANG FOR THE NEXT HOUR. THAT WOMAN, IS THE DEVASTATINGLY UNATTRACTIVE WHORE WHO'S FUCKED HALF NEW YORK OVER THE PAST TEN YEARS. THAT'S RIGHT, YAAAAAY! FOR BEING BEAUTIFUL ON THE INSIDE!, SARAH JESSICA PARKER! JESUS, I'D RATHER MOUNT A SATURN. GREAT MPG, SLEEK BUILD, HORSE POWER NOT HORSE FACE. YEAH, I'D HIT THAT. VRRRHOOOM VRRRRHOOM.....THOMAS HADEN CHURCH IS HYSTERICAL IN THIS MOVIE, ESPECIALLY IN HIS INTERACTIONS WITH THE UNDERAGE ELLEN PAGE. SMART PEOPLE IS NO JUNO, BUT IT'S OF THE SAME FAMILY AND WORTH THE 10 BUCKS.
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