ROBIN HOOD'S COLOURED COMRADE IS BACK ON THE BIG SCREEN IN A BIG WAY IN THE WRONG MOVIE. SLAP-HAPPY SEX DEVIL, MORGAN FREEMAN, GIVES HIS MOST ASTONISHING PERFORMANCE SINCE BRUBAKER IN FEAST OF LOVE. THIS IS THE MOST DEPRESSING AND DISTURBING "ROMANTIC COMEDY" SINCE LEAVING LAS VEGAS. I GOT A BETTER NIGHT'S REST AFTER WATCHING SLEEPERS AND I WAS ACTUALLY STAYING IN KEVIN BACON'S GUEST HOUSE. WE HAD AN INTERVIEW EARLY THE NEXT MORNING ABOUT KEVIN'S PIG-NOSE AND HOW IT RELATED TO HIS LAST NAME. THE INTERVIEW WAS TO TAKE PLACE IN HIS SHE'S HAVING A BABY-ROOM. ANYWAY, GUESS WHICH OF THE TRUE/FALSE QUESTIONS, LISTED BELOW, HAPPEN IN THIS MOVIE:
A. LESBIAN SEX
B. GIRLFRIEND BEATING
C. HEROIN RECOVERY
D. ABUSIVE/ALCOHOLIC THREATENS GIRL WITH HUNTING KNIFE
E. SAME GUY TRIES TO KILL SAME GIRL IN THE END
F. MICHAEL KEATON CAMEOS WITH MULTIPLICITY REFERENCE
G. YOUNG GUY DIES LEAVING TWO FATHERLESS INFANT DAUGHTERS
YOU GUESSED IT JUANCITO. F IS FALSE. THERE'S NO HUMOR IN THIS FILM. THE MOVIE JERK FINISHED IT IN A FETAL POSITION, CRYING OVER A PINT OF BEN & JERRY'S LOVE-YOURSELF-FAT-GIRL-MINT-CHIP. MMMMMM.
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