Tuesday, April 15, 2008

THE NUMBER 23 (FIRE MARSHAL BILL, VIRGINIA MADSEN, TWENTY THREE;2007)


THIS PICTURE WAS ACTUALLY TAKEN AFTER THE LOS ANGELES' PREMIERE..... THE TRUMAN SHOW WAS NOT A GOOD MOVIE. JIM CARREY IS NOT ROBIN WILLIAMS. HE WILL NEVER CONVINCE VIEWERS HE'S CAPABLE OF DRAMA. HE ONCE AGAIN PROVES HIMSELF AS A COMEDIAN, AND ONLY A COMEDIAN, IN THE NUMBER 23. THIS MOVIE WOULD'VE BEEN JUST AS GOOD HAD IT STARRED BLACKIE DAMMETT. CARREY PLAYS BOTH THE GOOD GUY AND BAD GUY IN THIS OBNOXIOUS FAIRYTALE. THE GOOD CARREY IS A DOG CATCHER AND FAMILY MAN, THE BAD CARREY IS A SAX-PLAYING, HOMICIDAL DETECTIVE NAMED FINGERLING. FIRST OF ALL, THE NAME FINGERLING SHOULD BE RESTRICTED TO MIDGET PORN. SECOND, WE ALL KNOW THE ONLY DANGEROUS SAX PLAYER ON PLANET IS THIS GUY: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap-OO0xqTe4. (OUR MAN, I CALL HIM "THE HEAT," CAMEOS IN AT THE 30 SECOND MARKER). THAT BEING SAID, THIS MOVIE IS PREPOSTEROUS. THERE'S SOME COOL COINCIDENCES WITH THE NUMBER 23 BUT THAT'S ABOUT IT. YOU SHOULD RENT THIS MOVIE JUST TO THROW IT OUT. YOU'LL BE HELPING SOMEONE ELSE, LIKE UNICEF, EXCEPT IT'S ALL U.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

wow .. when clicking on that link i felt like i was getting "rick rolled" but thn again i think hall and oats are about as lame as rick astley