INDECENT SEDUCITON (GARY COLE, UNDERAGE GIRLS;1996)

THE MOVIE JERK JUST CAUGHT THIS COMEDY ON LIFETIME. THIS IS THE STORY OF COACH NASH, A.K.A, "THE OKLAHOMA TICKLER." NASH COACHES THE FOOTBALL TEAM OF A SMALL OKLAHOMA HIGH SCHOOL WHERE HE’S ALSO THE SCIENCE TEACHER. NASH IS A REAL "HANDS-ON" TEACHER. HE’S EXTREMELY "ENGAGING." HE’S "OLD FASHIONED." HE DOESN’T GIVE "F’S" HE GIVES "SPANKINGS." "EXTRA CREDIT" IS ALWAYS AN OPTION IN CLASS NASH. SAVE THE "SH" IN "NASH" FOR, "SHHHHHHHH." NOT ONLY DOES NASH TEACH CLASS, HE’S GOT IT. AND THE GIRLS LOVE HIS SUAVE SHORT-SLEEVE, BROWN, BUTTON DOWN. IT SAYS, "MEET ME IN THE TEACHER’S LOUNGE BUT NOT IN THAT OUTFIT." IN BETWEEN BEDDING STUDENTS ON HIS PERIODIC TABLE, NASTY NASH RUNS ONE HELL OF A FOOTBALL TEAM. WHICH IS WHY THE ADMINISTRATION TURNS A BLIND EYE TO HIS INDISCRETIONS. MORAL OF THE STORY: IF YOU’RE A WINNER, NOTHING’S ILLEGAL. BEST THING ABOUT THIS MOVIE: NASH IS PLAYED BY LUMBERGH FROM OFFICE SPACE. FUNNIEST QUOTE: (GIRL TO PRINCIPAL) "I THINK COACH NASH AND AMY ARE DOING IT." (PRINCIPAL) "ARE YOU SURE YOU’RE NOT MAKING UP RUMOURS BECAUSE YOU’RE JEALOUS AMY’S GETTING MORE ATTENTION IN CLASS THAN YOU?" GOOD LORD. THE MOVIE JERK FELL OFF HIS COUCH HE WAS LAUGHING SO HARD. GOD BLESS LIFETIME.