THE WACKNESS (JOSH PECK, BEN KINGSLEY; 2008)

FINALLY SOMETHING GOOD HIT THIS SCREEN. THE WACKNESS FOCUSES ON A TEENAGE DRUG DEALER IN 1994 NEW YORK. VIRTUALLY CRIPPLED BY HIS INABILITY TO GET LAID, THE MAIN CHARACTER, SHAPIRO, ATTEMPTS TO FIND RELIEF IN THE "WISDOM" OF HIS SHRINK (BEN KINGSLEY). WHOM, I MIGHT ADD, HE PAYS WITH WEED. HOWEVER, WHEN HIS SHRINK'S DAUGHTER EXPRESSES INTEREST IN SHAPIRO, SHAPIRO'S RELATIONSHIP WITH THE MERRY DOCTOR TAKES A COMPLICATED TURN FOR THE WORSE. THE MOVIE JERK ABSOLUTELY LOVED THIS MOVIE, THOUGH HE DID HAVE TROUBLE RELATING TO THE CHARACTERS. THIS IS MAINLY BECAUSE YOUR'S TRULY HAS BEEN HAVING SEX WITH EVERYTHING FROM SEASHELLS, TO STORM DRAINS, TO ELECTRICAL SOCKETS, TO ANYTHING ELSE HE CAN GET HIS PAWS ON SINCE THE RIPE AGE OF 9 AND 1 HALF. THE MOVIE JERK'S ALSO ANTI-DRUGS. UNLESS THEIR HIS DRUGS. IN WHICH CASE I'M VERY PRO DRUGS. UNTIL THEY'RE ALL GONE. WHEN AGAIN I BECOME ANTI-DRUGS. UNTIL I'M PAID. WHICH MAKES ME PRO DRUGS BUT STILL AGAINST OTHERS WHO ARE PRO DRUGS. WHICH MAKES ME AN ANTI-PRO-DRUG USE USER. AND A LIAR. JUST GIMMEE THE F#CKIN' DRUGS. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS. GOD DAMN IT! IF ONLY THIS DOOR HAD 15 MORE BOLTS AND 3 MORE PEEPHOLES I'D BE SAFE. I COULD REALLY SEE 'EM COMING! YOU HEAR ME!? I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE! GET BACK! I HAVE A CAT! AND I HAVEN'T FED HIM IN A WEEK! YOU WANT SOME OF THAT ACTION?! DO YOU, YOU BASTARDS! I'VE GOT THREE PEEPHOLES. ONE FOR EVERY SIDE OF THE DOOR!.....THE WACKNESS IS HYSTERICAL AND DELIGHTFUL. SEE IT TODAY. -TMJ