BEN AFFLECK'S A GREAT ACTOR WHEN HE'S DIRECTING AND NOT ACTING. HE AND HIS BROTHER ARE BACK AGAIN IN THEIR COMFORT ZONE AMONG THE DRUG-ADDLED, WOMANIZING, VIOLENT WHITE TRASH OF SOUTH BOSTON IN THE CRIME THRILLER GONE BABY GONE. THIS MOVIE IS FANTASTIC AND SIMULTANEOUSLY HORRIBLY DEPRESSING. THE MAIN DOWNFALL OF THE MOVIE IS CASEY AFFLECK'S REVOLTING YELLOW TEETH. HOWEVER, IF YOUR CHARACTER'S FROM SOUTH BOSTON, HE'S POOR, AND THE POOR DON'T HAVE GOOD DENTAL CARE, ERGO, GINGIVITIS. SOMETIMES I THINK ABOUT HANDING OUT TOOTHBRUSHES TO THE POOR IN ONE OF THOSE NEIGHBORHOODS YOU DRIVE THROUGH AT NO LESS THAN 75MPH, BUT THEN I REALIZE THE MAID HASN'T ARRIVED YET AND I LOST THE KEYS TO MY CAR... KIT. IF YOU DON'T LIKE PEDOPHILES DON'T SEE THIS MOVIE. IF YOU DO LIKE PEDOPHILES DO SEE THIS MOVIE, AND NOTIFY YOUR LOCAL PRECINCT OF YOUR PREVIOUS SEX CRIMES. KIDNAPPING, DRUGS, MURDER, AND THE BALD GUY FROM 1994'S MILK MONEY MAKE GONE BABY GONE A WINNER AND WORTH THE $10.50. ENJOY MOVIE GOERS.
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