Friday, November 30, 2007

NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN (JOSH BROLIN; TOMMY LEE JONES; 2007)


THIS MOVIE IS SIMPLY AWESOME. HOWEVER, ABOUT 3/4 INTO THIS DYNOMITE FILM YOU'RE GOING TO BEGIN TO SMELL SOMETHING. AT FIRST, I THOUGHT IT WAS THE HOMELESS GUY WHO HAD BOUGHT 1 MOVIE TICKET AND PROCEEDED TO RUIN THIS FEATURE FILM FOR ME BY TURNING ROW 3 INTO HIS OWN 2 BEDROOM 1&1/2 BATH AND BRUSHING HIS TEETH WITH SPRITE. THEN I REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY THE LARGE DUMP THE COEN BROTHERS WERE TAKING ON ME AND CALLING IT "AN ENDING." I HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING SO ANTI-CLIMATIC SINCE THE FIRST ISSUE OF PLAYBOY; BUT TIMES WERE DIFFERENT THEN, NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC TRIBAL PHOTOS AND THE SEARS CATALOGUE WERE STILL VIEWED AS PORN. GO SEE THIS MOVIE, BUT LEAVE AFTER 1HR30MIN AND JUST TELL YOURSELF IT ENDED HOWEVER YOU WANTED IT TO.

1 comment:

Movie Box said...

This guys is hysterical! We need more critics like him in the world; honest and in desperate need of rehab.