WELL IT'S NOT THE SHINING, BUT WHAT IS? REMEMBER THE BIG SPIDER AT THE END OF STEPHEN KING'S IT? DID YOU SEE THAT MOVIE? WELL IF YOU DIDN'T IT DOESN'T MATTER, IT'S A BIG FUCKIN' SPIDER AT THE END AND IT SUCKS! YOU MIGHT EXPERIENCE A LITTLE BIT OF THAT DISAPPOINTMENT. I DON'T KNOW IF THOMAS JANE THOUGHT THIS WAS THE PUNISHER 2 STARRING JOHN TRAVOLTA AS A NON-HOMOSEXUAL BAD GUY, BUT HE MIGHT WANT TO WORK ON AN ACTING TECHNIQUE REFERRED TO AS "EXPRESSIONS." THOMAS JANE MIGHT NEED AN "EXPRESSIONS" FACE DOUBLE. THE LEADING LADY IS HOT AND RESEMBLES THE ACTRESS FROM USA'S LA FEMME NIKKITA . HER "EXPRESSIONS" CONSIST OF BREASTS AND GOOD BONE STRUCTURE. IN OTHER WORDS WE HOPE TO SEE HER IN THE PUNISHER 2 OPPOSITE A BRICK WALL, GRAPEFRUIT, JOHN TRAVOLTA, OR A MILK DUD. I RECOMMEND RENTING THIS MOVIE WITH A BLOCKBUSTER COUPON OR WATCHING IT ON TBS OR TNT. MAKE A SANDWICH DURING THE CLICHE DIALOGUES CONCERNING RELIGION AND POLITICS, BUT RETURN TO THE COUCH FOR THE ENDING WHICH MADE ME ASK FOR ONLY HALF MY MONEY BACK. CHEERS. HANG IN THERE MOVIE GOERS. STEPHEN KING'S NOT BLIND YET AND JACK NICHOLSON'S STILL A 300-POUND-EYE-BROW-ARCH TOUR DE FORCE.
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