Friday, November 30, 2007

INTO THE WILD (EMILE HIRSCH; 2007)


AFTER HANGING OUT WITH SEAN PENN, EMILE HERSH, EDDIE VEDDER, AND SOME HIDEOUS LAZY HIPPIES FOR CLOSE TO 3 HOURS, I WAS VERY CONFUSED. HOWEVER, I WAS WILLING TO TAKE THEIR ADVICE BY THE END OF THIS SCENIC RETREAT. SO, I QUIT MY JOB, PISSED AWAY MY INHERITANCE, STOPPED SHOWERING AND MERRILY BEGAN MY SPIRITUAL JOURNEY....MY TRAVELS TOOK ME TO 76TH & 3RD BEFORE I GOT MY ASS KICKED FOR TRYING TO RUN OUT ON A BAR TAB. I ADVISE READING THE BOOK AND RENTING THE MOVIE IF YOU WISH TO FARE BETTER.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Very accurate

Steve Dub L. said...

Bert comes out with a "very accurate" response and I will have to agree with him!! Movie Jerk, you've restored my confidence in man's ability to write a lucid, well thought out review. Your delicate words are or should be an inspiration to reviewers worldwide.

Best,
Steve-O