Thursday, November 29, 2007

I KNOW WHO KILLED ME (LA LOHAN;2007)


I ENJOY A FINE GLASS OF SCOTCH, BLUE LABEL, DEWARS, WHAT HAVE YOU, AND MAYBE YOU DO TOO. HOWEVER, EVEN IF YOU DON'T, I WOULD SUGGEST CALLING MR. BROWNSTONE AND MAINLINING A FAT BAG OF SMACK IF YOU PLAN ON BEING ENTERTAINED BY THIS DEBACLE. THIS MOVIE HAS HORRIBLE ACTING, NO CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT, A RIDICULOUS PLOT, AND A CLOTHED LINDSAY LOHAN. I WANTED THE ENTIRE CAST SHOT BY TIME I SAW "DIRECTED BY..." SAVE YOUR FIVE BUCKS AND GO THROW FORKS IN A MICROWAVE. IT'LL BE LESS PAINFUL AND YOU'LL STILL HAVE A BILL TO ROLL.

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