Friday, November 30, 2007

MICHAEL CLAYTON (GEORGE CLOONEY; 2007)


THAT ARROGANT DOCTOR FROM E.R. HAS MANAGED TO RAKE IN A GRAND TOTAL OF 38 MILLION DOLLARS WITH HIS RELATIVELY NEW LEGAL DRAMA MICHAEL CLAYTON. THIS MOVIE IS TIP TOP. A REAL MILESTONE FOR THAT FLAT-FACED GO-GETTER. I ESPECIALLY LIKE THE ENDING WHEN CLOONEY STARES AT THE SCREEN THROUGH THE SEPARATION BARRIER OF A NEW YORK TAXI. YEP, THAT SHIT WAS DEEP....REAL DEEP. ABOUT AS DEEP AS THE MOAT THAT SURROUNDS HIS 10 MILLION DOLLAR ITALIAN VILLA. ANYWAY, HE MAKES THE BIG BUCKS BECAUSE HE'S ATTRACTIVE AND APPARENTLY TALENTED. YOU DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT. YOU MAY NEVER MEET GEORGE CLOONEY BUT YOU CAN ALWAYS SEE MICHAEL CLAYTON. I ADVISE YOU DO SO IMMEDIATELY MR. MOVIE-GOER.

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