ROBERT DOWNEY'S NEW REHAB SUIT LOOKS ABSOLUTELY FOOL PROOF. IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY LIPS TO WRAP AROUND A CRACK PIPE. IT DOESN'T HAVE A NOSE WITH WHICH TO SNORT COCAINE. AND DEALER'S BULLETS BOUNCE RIGHT OFF THIS PUPPY, NOT TO MENTION NEEDLES. I SUPPOSE "IRON MAN," A.K.A INMATE 3895, COULD LIE ON HIS BACK AND POUR WHISKEY THROUGH THE MOUTH PIECE BUT IF THAT'S IT.....WE'LL TAKE IT! CONGRATULATIONS RDJ! YOU. ARE. CURED. NOW GO SPREAD THE WORD WILD MAN......THIS MOVIE IS THE BEST SUPERHERO MOVIE NEXT TO CHRISTIAN BALE'S BATMANS. THOUGH BATMAN IS STILL FAR SUPERIOR, ROBERT DOWNEY'S PERFORMANCE AS TONY STARK IS HIGHLY ENTERTAINING. GYNWETH PALTROW IS PERFECT AS RDJ'S UNSEXY/SEXY ASSISTANT, AND WE ALL KNOW JEFF BRIDGES IS A HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING....SO HE WORKS OUT WELL AS THE BAD GUY. THE ENDING TO IRON MAN HAS A NEAT LITTLE TWIST AS WELL. IT'S SIMPLE AND INCREDIBLY FUN. EXACTLY WHAT A SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER SHOULD BE. GET ON LINE RIGHT NOW. -TMJ
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I just saw this movie and thought it sucked dick. Thanks for nothing, movie jerk.
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