THE PICTURE TO YOUR LEFT IS ACTUALLY THE MOVIE JERK BEFORE, AFTER, AND DURING SEX. NOTICE THE EXPRESSION. TO ME IT SAYS "SURE, I'M PRETENDING TO BE ASLEEP. AND I KNOW YOU'RE DISAPPOINTED BABE. I ALSO KNOW YOU'RE STILL IN THE HOUSE (NOT TO MENTION THE BED). BUT MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, YOU COULD BE THAT SPECIAL ONE-IN-A-MILLION GIRL AND TAKE THE FUCKIN' HINT: I'M DONE. AND UNLESS YOU COME WITH BEER, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GET THE FUCK OUTTA YOUR HOUSE AND LET ME GET SOME GODDAMN REST." SORRY. THAT WAS JUST THE ROMANTIC IN ME COMING OUT. ANYWAY, 2007 WAS NOT A GOOD YEAR. THIS MOVIE DIDN'T MAKE IT ANY BETTER. I'VE GOT OUT OF BED 3 TIMES THIS YEAR INCLUDING TODAY. THE FIRST TIME I GOT OUT OF BED I HEARD SIDEBURNS WENT OUT OF STYLE AND WERE NOW ONLY POPULAR IN THE GAY COMMUNITY. ON THE SECOND DAY OF "FUCKTHIS," MY TOILET WAS OVERFLOWING AND I DECIDED TO SHIT THE BED. ON THE THIRD DAY I HEARD SANDRA BULLOCK'S LATEST GIFT TO WORLD PULLED IN 47 MILLION DOLLARS. THIS MOVIE'S ABOUT AS COOL AS HAVING 1 LINE OF COKE: FOR 10 MINUTES YOU THINK YOU'RE GOOD FOR THE NIGHT. NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOU'RE READY TO AXE A MOTHERFUCKER FOR 60 BUCKS AND HIS CAR KEYS. IF YOU WANT A SYNOPSIS OF THE PIECE OF SHIT GO TO YAHOO. ALL I'M GOING TO TELL YOU IS THAT IT SUCKS. -TMJ
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The MJ is back. Thank the fuck christ. I nearly blew my wife's brains out with a shotgun and blamed my kids for it if I didn't see another one of these reviews. Thanks for the tip MJ. I won't see this....
hahahahahahaha you made my days again!
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