Thursday, May 15, 2008

POINT BREAK (KEANU REEVES, PATRICK SWAYZE, GARY BUSEY;1991)


BEER ME!.... TO YOUR LEFT I POSTED A DIGITALLY ENHANCED PHOTO OF MR. JOSHUA (SEE LETHAL WEAPON). HE WAS LAST SEEN ON THE SET OF UNDER SIEGE IN 1992. FORTUNATELY FOR YOU, ME, AND ESPECIALLY GARY "THE GRAVY" BUSEY, POINT BREAK 2 RECENTLY GOT THE GREEN LIGHT FOR A 2009 RELEASE. MEANING BUSEY CAN DITCH HIS GROCERY CART AND START SHOPPING FOR STUDIO APARTMENTS AGAIN. CHEERS TO THE SWEET LIFE BUSEY. EASY MONEY. NO DISH WASHER BUT IT COMES WITH A MICROWAVE! FAST COOKING FOR CRACK/COCAINE OR AN UNWANTED INFANT! UNFORTUNATELY, ANY ACTOR WHO'S STILL WORTH MORE THAN A SUBWAY TOKEN IS NOT SIGNING ON FOR THIS CAREER HIGHLIGHT. WHICH MEANS BUSEY WILL REPRISE HIS ROLE AS RECOVERING F.B.I. ADDICT, ANGELO PAPPAS, RICHARD GREICO WILL SLIDE INTO SWAYZE'S ROLE AS BHODI, AND ALEX WINTER (BILL;BILL & TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE) WILL FILL THE SHOES OF JOHNNY UTAH. ALEX SHOULD BE WELL RESTED AFTER HIS "SELF-IMPOSED" 20 YEAR HIATUS FROM THE BIG SCREEN. WHO KNEW ALEX'S TRUE PASSION WAS TO BE A MACHINIST IN DETROIT? I GUESS SOME PEOPLE REALLY AREN'T ATTRACTED THE GLAMOUR OF HOLLYWOOD. ANYWAY, PREPARE FOR DISAPPOINTMENT BY PURCHASING THE FIRST POINT BREAK TODAY. THOUGH IT WAS LIKE WATER IN THE DESSERT (NECESSARY & FANTASTICAL), ITS SEQUEL IS GOING TO BE A REAL COIN TOSS.

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