REMEMBER THESE TWO? THEY FOUGHT OFF ALIENS AND SEXUAL TENSION THROUGHOUT THE NINETIES. FOX MOULDER AND DANA SCULLY WERE THE SONNY & CHER OF THE LAST DECADE. EXCEPT THEY DIDN'T SUCK AND THEY SKIED THROUGH TREES, NOT INTO THEM. WHICH IS WHY THEY'RE STILL AROUND TO RELEASE THE X-FILES SEQUEL THIS JULY. DON'T WORRY ABOUT SCULLY RETURNING TO THE BIG SCREEN LOOKING LIKE MOLLY RINGWALD, OR JUDD NELSON FOR THAT MATTER. YOU'VE ACTUALLY SEEN HER RECENTLY IN THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND. SHE PLAYED THE HOT BLOND DOCTOR WHO RIDES THAT SCOTTISH TOOL. IN THE FIRST X-FILES "SPOOKY" AND DANA THWART E.T.'S PLANS TO COLONIZE OUR PLANET BY SEDUCING OUR WOMEN WITH REECES PIECES AND THE TYPE OF CHARM THAT CAN ONLY BE EXUDED BY ANYTHING WITH A FLAT-FACE AND GLOWING FINGERS. LIKE MY COUSIN JAMES. EXCEPT HE WASN'T AN ALIEN. HIS MOTHER JUST BEAT HIM IN THE FACE WITH A FRYING PAN AND EXTINGUISHED HER CIGARETTES WITH HIS INDEX FINGER. I CONSOLED HIM BY TELLING HIM HE LOOKED LIKE E.T. I LIKE TO THINK I HELPED. HE'S PRETTY CONFIDENT TODAY. ANYWAY, IF THE SCRIPT FOR THE X-FILES 2: I WANT TO BELIEVE IS HALF AS GOOD AS THE FIRST, IT SHOULD BE A WINNER. LOOK FOR IT THIS JULY. AND GET CAUGHT UP BY RENTING THE FIRST X-FILES MOVIE TONIGHT.
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I hear this might be put on broadway. very exciting stuff!
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