THE ONLY WAY THIS MOVIE COULD BE ANY WORSE IS IF YOU COULD TASTE IT. WHICH WOULD BE HORRIBLE. BECAUSE THIS MOVIE’S A PIECE OF SHIT. HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN SHOULD BE WORKING AT TACO BELL, NOT MAKING FEATURE FILMS. I’VE SEEN MY COLLIE GIVE BETTER PERFORMANCES FOR BISCUITS THEN THIS GUY DOES AS AN "ACTOR." THIS STORY FOCUSES ON A RICH KID WITH A BAD HEART. WHICH GETS CONFUSING. IN ONE SCENE HIS HEART ACTS UP WHEN HE DESCENDS A FLIGHT OF STAIRS. YET, IN THE NEXT SCENE HE’S PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF SEXING UP JESSICA ALBA’S DARK ANGEL. APPARENTLY, THE HEART AND PENIS ARE COMPLETELY SINGULAR ENTITIES. ONE HAVING NOTHING TO DO WITH THE OTHER. WHICH IS WHAT I’VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL WOMEN FOR YEARS. LEAVE IT TO HAYDEN TO STEAL MY THUNDER. BASTARD. ANYWAY, HAYDEN’S CHARACTER IS SCHEDULED TO HAVE A HEART TRANSPLANT. WHILE UNDER THE KNIFE HIS ANESTHETIC FAILS. LEAVING HIM TO OVERHEAR HIS SURGEONS’ PLANS TO KILL HIM AND STEAL HIS FORTUNE. I FOUND IT EXTRAORDINARY THAT THIS KID WAS ABLE TO LISTEN TO THE DOCTORS’ DIABOLIC SCHEME WHILE THEY LITERALLY RIP HIS CHEST OPEN. ABSURD. THE ENDING IS THE WORST PART OF THE FILM. IT WAS LIKE BEING FINISHED OFF WITH A KICK IN THE NUTS AFTER GETTING SHIT-BEAT. IF YOU STUPIDLY RENT THIS, BE SURE NOT TO STAY AWAKE.......BOO YA! SHAZAM!
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yada yada yada....I get it already. You hate Hayden Christensen and would never like a movie with him in it no matter what.
this movie spoke to me.
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