FIREWALL (HARRISON FORD, PAUL BETTANY;2006)

"O.K. HARRISON. IT'S JUST A SHAMPOO COMMERCIAL. NOW, AFTER WE LITE THE CAR ON FIRE, YOU'RE GONNA JUMP OUT AND SAY, 'IF YOU DON'T LOOK GOOD, WE DON'T LOOK GOOD.'" WHAT? YOU DON'T REMEMBER HARRISON FORD'S VIDAL SASSON COMMERCIAL? NEITHER DO I, BUT IT'S THE EXTRA BODY AND SHINE IN THAT SHAMPOO THAT KEPT HIM AFLOAT BETWEEN AIR FORCE ONE AND KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL: DON'T FORECLOSE BEFORE IT'S OVER. WELL, THAT AND THIS SWEET RIDE. I'VE GOT A PRETTY GOOD IDEA ABOUT THE CREATION OF FIREWALL. HARRISON AND THE DIRECTOR, RICHARD LONCRAINE, WERE GETTING CANNED IN TELLURIDE WHEN DICK SAYS, "INDY, BABE, I GOT A GREAT IDEA FOR YOUR BIG COMEBACK.... YOU SEE THAT POOCH OVER THERE TIED TO THE METER? I'LL GIVE YOU A CHECK FOR 20 MILLION DOLLARS IF YOU GO OVER AND SCREW IT. WE'LL CALL IT.....FIREWALL." THIS MOVIE STARS HARRISON FORD AS JACK STANFIELD. STANFIELD DOES NOT CARRY A WHIP. THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW. THIS SUCKED. HAPPY EASTER.