HOW GOOD IS THIS MOVIE?...CHOCOLATE SMACK GOOD. IN 1991 THE ECONOMY WAS FINE SEXY SILVER: SELL, SELL, SELL MY SPERM FOR STOCK IN STRATTON OAKMONT. THE HOOKERS WERE SOUTHERN WHITE GIRLS AT $150 or A GATOR-TAIL RAIL. THE WOMEN WERE A FINER SHINE OF CASH MONEY THAN THE BIGGEST FUCKING DIAMOND ANY SIDE OF AFRICA... AND AXL ROSE AND KURT KOBAIN WERE WERE TOPPING THE CHARTS SIMULTANEOUSLY. THEN CAME THE REAL MAGIC: HARLEY DAVIDSON AND THE MARLBORO MAN. THE FIRST, AND ONLY, MOVIE THAT INSPIRED ME TO JERK OFF AND BE SOMEBODY. THIS BADASS "INFINITY" OF A "NUMBER" MADE ME, NO WAIT, TAUGHT ME, HOW TO DRINK OL' GRAND DAD ON A 2-WHEELED MACHINE, SMOKE WHATEVER I GOT, ROB BANKS, AND FUCK-BANG ANY GIRL WEARING HEELS OVER 0.00001 INCHES. THAT INCLUDES SNEAKERS, BARE FEET, AND AMPUTEES. THIS MOVIE MADE 6,992,000 DOLLARS AT THE BOX OFFICE. I'M NOW WORTH 92,000 DOLLARS. I SAW IT THAT MANY TIMES (NOT INCLUDING VIDEO). IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THIS AT LEAST 15 TIMES YOU'RE LOSER. YOU MIGHT AS WELL DUCT-TAPE WEBSTER'S DICTIONARY TO YOUR HEAD TO WEIGH IT DOWN AND HELP YOU BLOW YOURSELF.....THAT'S RIGHT. I JUST GOT BINGO, KID. -TMJ
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Movie Jerk,
How can I be more like you?
THREE WORDS: MAMBO # 5. YOU'RE WELCOME KIDDO.
-TMJ
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