THE DEPARTED (JACK, LEONARDO DICAPRIO, BENAMON, MARK WAHLBERG; 2006)

"....SO GET THIS MARTY, I SEZ TO HER, 'YEAH, I WAS NAKED IN THE POOL SCENE ON THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK.' 'THAT IS IF YOU CALL GETTIN' UNDER WATER HEAD, NAKED.' 'MAN..FUCK ME..I'VE WORN MORE MOUTHS THAN PANTS.' 'HAHAHA.' 'SO WHERE'S THE RAPPER AND THAT KID WHO STOLE MY OSCAR IN '98?'" I LIKE TO MAKE FUN OF NICHOLSON BECAUSE HE GETS SO MUCH ASS, HE ACTUALLY NAILED A SPITZER. HOWEVER, IT WAS THE 70'S AND BEATTY WAS MATCH-MAKING PURE-BREDS FASTER THAN DAVID LEE ROTH BOUGHT ASSLESS CHAPS. IT'S SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO MAKE FUN OF MINORITIES IN THE LITERAL SENSE OF THE WORD. FOR EXAMPLE, I DUMPED OFF A BUCKET OF MY OWN SHIT LAST WEEK AT THE LOS ANGELES HOUSE OF ENVIRONMENTALISM. I FIGURED THOSE FUCKERS WERE RUNNING LOW ON GAS AND PROTEIN. I FELT IT WAS ONLY RIGHT TO THROW THEM A TURD MADE OF WHISKEY, DIESEL, BROCCOLI, BLOW, AND REALITY. I'M SURE YOU ALL HAVE SEEN THIS MASTERPIECE. IF NOT, YOU'RE TWICE THE IDIOT.