ACTOR. PRODUCER. PILOT. DANCER. PHILANTHROPIST. ABSURD HALF -NAKED CLOSETED HOMOSEXUAL. THERE ISN'T MUCH JOHN TRAVOLTA CAN'T DO.....EXCEPT STOP THROWING AWAY HIS CAREER EVERY TIME HE RESURRECTS IT. IN THIS MOVIE JOHN ACQUIRES THE MOST RIDICULOUS SOUTHERN ACCENT I'VE EVER HEARD. IT WAS DIFFICULT TO HEAR THE DIALOGUE OVER MY OWN LAUGHTER. I FIGURED IT OUT THOUGH: A GIRL GETS GANG RAPED BY 12 SNIPERS AT WEST POINT. YAHOO. THE ARMY COVERS IT UP UNTIL KOTTER REMOVES THE SHEETS FROM THE ARMY'S DIRTY SECRET AND EXPOSES EVENTS MORE OFFENSIVE THAN EUROPEAN PORN. JAMES WOODS DECIDED TO SPRINKLE SOME OF HIS FAIRY DUST ON THIS THRILLER BY PLAYING HIMSELF IN A SOLDIER'S UNIFORM. AND BY "HIMSELF," I MEAN THE WORST PERSON ON EARTH. I HATE JAMES WOODS.
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Wasn't this a romantic comedy? Or did I miss something?
You claim to hate James Woods. but dont you and he have the same alias, THE SHARK.
RIDDLE ME THAT, MOVIE JERK
HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME? ONLY PEOPLE IN MY SUPER SECRET INNER CIRCLE CALL ME "THE SHARK." WATCH YOURSELF. I BITE. TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, JIMMY WOODS TOOK THAT NAME FROM ME. THAT'S WHY I HATE HIM. BEFORE THIS WILDLY SUCCESSFULL BLOG I HAD NO MONEY FOR DECENT LAWYERS, SO WE SETTLED OUT OF COURT FOR 2$ AND AUTOGRAPHED BOTTLE OF JAMES'S ACNE CREAM.
-TMJ
..I'M WATCHING YOU DIRT.
I hear Dirt banged the fart
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