ACCORDING TO THE TITLE, THE DEVIL REALLY DOES WEAR PRADA. AND I'LL TELL YOU WHY.... IF THERE'S ONE THING MORE FRIGHTENING THAN AN ETERNITY IN FLAMES, IT'S TED KENNEDY. I'M JUST KIDDING. IT'S ANY OF THE LIVING KENNEDYS. (THAT SPECIFICALLY DISCLUDES JOHN, BOBBY, JON-JON, A.K.A, "WINGS," AND JIMMY HOFFA). HOWEVER, RELEVANT TO THIS CINEMATIC SMASH, HELL IS ASSISTING AN OFFICE FULL OF EMPOWERED SINGLE WOMEN AND HOMOS. OOPS. I'M SORRY. DID THAT OFFEND ANYONE? IF SO, PLEASE REDIRECT YOURSELF TO WWW.I GIVEAFUCKABOUTYOURFEELINGS.COM. AHH YES, THE FASHION INDUSTRY. A MAGICAL WORLD WHERE UGLY WOMEN DRESS THEIR PRETTY, BULIMIC COUNTERPARTS, AND THE MEN SIP DAIQUIRIS BETWEEN 8 BALL INDUCED DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR......INTRODUCING THE NEW WINTER G-STRING LINE BY FREDERICK FRANX GUSTAUF: "IF YOU'RE NOT A SIZE -2, YOU SHOULDN'T BE IN PUBLIC UNTIL YOU SELL YOUR FAT FOR BLOW....(DEEP VOICE OVER) GUSTAUF, BUY IT BECAUSE IT SMELLS LIKE EUROS AND BECAUSE BABIES ARE OPTIONAL." ALLRIGHT THEN, HERE'S THE CURVE BALL, THE MOVIE JERK THOUGHT THIS FILM WAS HYSTERICAL. GRANTED, WHEN THIS MOVIE WAS RELEASED, I STILL HAD $5,000 WORTH OF CREDIT, AN UNSOLD FLAT SCREEN, 30MG OF VIAGRA, AND WAS WEARING NOTHING BUT A SPEEDO AND A CASHMERE SWEATER. SO I WAS LAUGHING AT A LOT OF THINGS THOSE DAYS. STILL, SEE THIS MOVIE. SEE IT BECAUSE FASHION IS AN EXCUSE FOR THE ANONYMOUS TO WEAR CLOTHES THAT MAKE THEM FEEL IMPORTANT. SEE IT BECAUSE I NOW DRESS NAKED TO AVOID THE NEWEST TRENDS. SEE IT BECAUSE WE ONLY CARE ABOUT NUMBER ONE. SEE IT TO IMAGINE THE CONTRAST BETWEEN HATHAWAY'S BEAUTIFUL PALE SKIN AND PINKEST NIPPLES. AND ON THAT NOTE, THE MOVIE JERK IS SIGNING OFF.
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