THIS IS AN ACCIDENTAL COMEDY ABOUT OVERCOMING SOCIETAL BOUNDRIES THROUGH THE MAGIC OF DANCE. BY "DANCE" I MEAN GIRATING LIKE A HOMELESS MAN ON PCP IN 1986....."YO, MUTHERFUCKA! WHAT!? YOU WATCH MY MOTHERFUCKIN' MOVES AND AIN'T PUT NO MONEY IN MY CUP? FUCK YOU BITCH-ASS WHITE BOY." IT'S THOSE POSITIVE MEMORIES I HAVE OF NEW YORK THAT MADE IT SO HARD TO LEAVE. AS SEEN IN STEP UP 2, DANCE REALLY CAN CONQUER ALL. DANCING WAS ACTUALLY INVENTED MANY CENTURIES AGO WHEN PEOPLE FORGOT HOW TO SPEAK AND NEEDED TO "BREAK THE ICE" IN ORDER TO HAVE SEX. IT SINGLE-HANDEDLY SAVED THE HUMAN RACE. DANCE CAN ALSO WORK AGAINST THE SYSTEM. WHY JUST RECENTLY IT WAS THE SOLE REASON MICHAEL JACKSON WAS AQUITTED ON TEN COUNTS OF PEDOPHILIA. WITHOUT THRILLER, HE WOULD DEFINETLY BE IN JAIL. I'LL STOP NOW. THERE'S JUST NO WAY THE MOVIE JERK CAN COMMUNICATE THE IMPORTANCE OF THIS FILM BETTER THAN TH FILM'S TAGLINE ITSELF: "IT'S NOT WHERE YOU'RE FROM, IT'S WHERE YOU'RE AT." PURE FUCKING GENIUS. REMEMBER KIDS, JOE CAMEL SAYS,"ALWAYS END YOUR SENTENCES WITH PREPOSITIONS (*WHAT A SQUIRREL CAN DO TO A TREE OR I CAN DO TO A GIRL).' 'CAUSE YOU AIN'T COOL IF YOU BE EDUCATED.' 'SMOKE UP.'" PLEASE DO NOT SEE THIS FILM.
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