SHOOTER (MARKY MARK, DANNY GLOVER, NED BEATTY;2007)

AS YOU CAN TELL BY THE PICTURE TO YOUR LEFT, MARK WHALBERG WAS THE OBVIOUS CHOICE TO PLAY A SNIPER. IT’S QUITE EVIDENT HE’S A MASTER OF CAMOUFLAGE, STEALTH, DISIPLINE, AND HAND TO HAND COMBAT. I’M SURE THE PRODUCERS ALSO TOOK INTO CONSIDERATION THE FACT THAT THEY WOULD NOT HAVE TO INCLUDE THE NECESSARY MARINE TRAINING REQUIRED FOR THIS ROLE. THIS SIGNIFICANT FINANCIAL RELIEF STEMS FROM HIM RECEIVING SED TRAINING IN THE MASTER PIECE RENAISSANCE MAN. IT WAS ALSO DURING THE CINEMATIC FEAT, RENAISSANCE MAN, WHERE MR. MARK CULTIVATED HIS EXTRAORDINARY CRAFT. HIS CRAFT AND LIMITLESS ACTING REACH WERE ESPECIALLY NOTICABLE IN 1997’S BOOGIE NIGHTS, WITH HIS PERFECT DELIVERY OF UNFORGETABLE LINES SUCH AS, "IT’S MY BIG DICK AND I WANT TO SHOOT THE SCENE NOW." THIS SAME CRAFT LEAD TO HIS OSCAR NOMINATION FOR THE DEPARTED, IN WHICH MR. MARK PLAYS AN ASSHOLE FROM SOUTH BOSTON. THIS WAS AN ESPECIALLY DIFFICULT STRECH FOR MR. MARK, WHO IS ACTUALLY AN ASSHOLE FROM DORCHESTER, MASSACHUSETTES. SHOOTER IS ABOUT A SNIPER WHO IS FRAMED TO LOOK LIKE HE ASSASSINATED THE PRESIDENT. FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE FILM, AFTER HE’S FRAMED, HE’S ON THE RUN TRYING TO CLEAR HIS NAME. NOT MUCH TO IT. HOWEVER, IT’S DEFINETLY A FUN MOVIE. THE MOST AMAZING ASPECT IS THAT IT CO-STARS DANNY GLOVER. I GUESS INBETWEEN SUPPORTING HUGO CHAVEZ AND FINDING OTHER WAYS TO SHIT ON AMERICA, MURTAUGH STILL LIKES TO WORK AND PICK UP CHECKS HERE. WAY TO GO YOU COCK. SHOOTER ALSO COSTARS NED BEATTY. HE’S THE GUY THAT GOT SODOMIZED IN 1972’S DELIVERANCE. IT’S ALWAYS A BLAST TO MONITOR HIS PROGRESS. RENT SHOOTER. -TMJ