THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON UNPROTECTED SEX, LIQUOR, MEASLES, STUPID HATS WITH BUCKLES, ABSURD RELIGIONS TELLING US NOT TO FUCK EVERYTHING IN SIGHT, AND A TURKEY DINNER WITH SOME NATIVES WE LATER KILLED. THIS LOVELY CINEMATIC WORK OF PURE HONESTY TELLS IT LIKE IT IS....SMOKING DOES NOT CAUSE CANCER. SMOKING MAKES YOU LOOK COOL, SMELL GOOD, AND GET LAID. IF YOU DON'T SMOKE THREE PACKS OF UNFILTERED CAMELS A DAY AND DRINK BEFORE, AFTER, AND ESPECIALLY DURING ANY DRIVE, YOU'RE A GOD DAMN NANCY AND FUCKING TERRORIST. THE NEXT TIME SOME HEALTH NUT PULLS THAT "FAKE COUGH" SHIT WITH YOU, "DISCREETLY" ENCOURAGING YOU TO EXTINGUISH YOUR CIGARETTE, YOU BETTER KNIFE THAT BASTARD AND SHOVE BURNING EMBERS IN HIS EYES. I LOVE GIRLS THAT SMELL LIKE CIGARETTES. BECAUSE IT MEANS THEY PROBABLY DRINK HEAVILY TOO, AND THEREFORE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE ATTRACTED TO ME SOMETIME BETWEEN THE HOURS OF MIDNIGHT AND 4AM. GOD BLESS R.J. REYNOLDS. GOD BLESS CIGARETTE LOBBYISTS. AND GOD BLESS THIS MOVIE!........YOU MOTHER DOESN'T LOVE YOU. -T.M.J. - OUT!
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I don't care how much she smokes and drinks. You don't stand a chance with her.
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