I RESPECT THE FACT THAT WILL FERRELL KNOWS HE'S GOT A WINNING FORMULA AND SHOWS NO SIGNS OF BRANCHING OUT. HE GAVE DRAMA A CHANCE WITH WINTER PASSING AND QUICKLY REALIZED HOUSES DON'T PAY FOR THEMSELVES. I EXPERIENCED A SIMILAR SITUATION ABOUT TWO YEARS AGO WHEN I REALIZED COCAINE DOESN'T PAY FOR ITSELF EITHER. HOWEVER, VIA THE BARTER SYSTEM, HOUSES CAN PAY FOR COCAINE. MY REVELATION CAME WITH AN ADDITIONAL COMFORT, THAT BEING, REAL ESTATE BROKERS DON'T POINT LOADED GUNS AT YOUR FACE. SINCE THEN, I'VE FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY TWICE WITH A SHINING GRIN, AND BEGAN TRADING RENTAL CARS FOR 8 BALLS. THE LATTER BEING MY SPECIAL "FUCK YOU" TO ALLSTATE CAR INSURANCE FOR ASSASSINATING PRESIDENT PALMER. (24 FANS MAY LEAVE THEIR THANKS IN THE COMMENT BOX). I'VE PONTIFICATED ABOUT MYSELF BECAUSE ANY VIEWER WHO CAN'T RECOGNIZE THE PLOT OF THIS FILM SHOULD BE,
A. A CHIMPANZEE
B. A BLENDER
C. A COMBINATION OF A + B & GREEN
D. ALL OF THE ABOVE
IT'S ALL RIGHT JOHNNY. I FAILED THE S.A.T.Z BY REFUSING TO ACCEPT THE 200 POINTS FOR FILLING OUT YOUR CHRISTIAN NAME. I put "X's" INSTEAD OF "FILLING" IN THOSE BUBBLES....AND I "Xed" THE MOVIE JERK. LOOK AT ME NOW! I'M WORTH 9 DOLLARS IN CHANGE, I CRY IN MY SLEEP, AND THE LAST GIRL THAT BLEW ME WAS A GOLDEN RETRIEVER. ANYWAY, IF YOU LIKE WILL FERRELL'S COMEDIES, YOU'LL LOVE THIS. IF YOU DON'T, SAVE YOUR MONEY. IT'S THAT SIMPLE. -TMJ
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Can't Wait. Looking at the list of movies you've reviewed lately I was expecting "Killer Clowns from OuterSpace" or maybe a little "Leonard Part 6". Do you even watch the movies you review? I really hope not.
YES, I WATCH THE MOVIES. HOWEVER, WHEN I STARTED THE BLOG I'D ALREADY SEEN MOST OF THE '07 AND '06 FILMS. MAYBE I SHOULD TAKE REQUESTS... THX FOR THE COMPLIMENT.
-TMJ
GOD DAMMIT. THIS IS THE BEST WEBSITE TO HIT THE WORLD WIDE WEB SINCE YOUPORN
i suggest moving violations, great freaking movie
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