I COULD NEVER BE YOUR WOMAN (MICHELLE PFEIFFER, PAUL RUDD;2007)

YOU KNOW THOSE DAYS WHEN YOU JUST GIVE UP. FOR THE MOVIE JERK IT'S ABOUT HALF THE YEAR. THAT HALF BEGAN YESTERDAY WHEN THE MOVIE JERK RENTED THIS. THIS IS BASICALLY A POOR REMAKE OF THE FILM PRIME STARRING UMA THURMAN. IT'S A ROMANTIC COMEDY STARRING TWO ACTORS WHO HAD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAT DAY. THE PLOT REVOLVES AROUND THE OFTEN HUMOROUS ISSUES THAT ACCOMPANY AN OLDER WOMAN RECAPTURING HER YOUTH WITH A YOUNGER MAN. I CAN ONLY HOPE EVERY WOMAN DEDUCED THE SAME MESSAGE I GOT FROM THIS MOVIE....IF YOU LOOK LIKE MICHELLE PFEIFFER NO GUY WILL GIVE FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOUR AGE. 46? GET IN THE BED. 35? PUT THE SEAT BACK. 17? ONLY WITH YOUR PARENTS' CONSENT AFTER THE FACT. OCCASIONALLY, THE MOVIE JERK ACTUALLY LIKES THESE FILMS. I PRETTY MUCH ENJOY LIVING VICARIOUSLY THROUGH ANY MAN, WHETHER IN LIFE OR ON SCREEN, WHO DOESN'T HAVE TO RUFFEE HIS DATES TO GET LAID. I THINK IT'S AN ADMIRABLE QUALITY. PLUS THAT SHIT'S ILLEGAL AND EXPENSIVE. I ALSO HAPPEN TO HAVE A SWEET TOOTH FOR G.H.B. MYSELF, WHICH CAN QUICKLY TURN ANY NIGHT OUT INTO A TORNADO OF REGRET, POLICE, AND DEBT. IF YOU ENJOY FLUFFY COMEDIES AND SEEING PEOPLE HAVE SEX WITHIN THE BOUNDARIES OF THE LAW, RENT THIS CHARMER.