THIS MOVIE STARS JOSH HARTNETT, THE NIGHTTIME, AN ALASKAN TOWN, AND ABOUT 30 VAMPIRES. I HAD A PROBLEM ONE LONG NIGHT WITH BLOODTHIRSTY VAMPIRES. WELL, MAYBE NOT VAMPIRES SO MUCH AS 2 ASIAN HOOKERS WHO RUFEED AND ROBBED ME IN DOWNTOWN SHANGHAI. I THINK THEY WERE INSULTED AFTER I TRIED TO PROPOSITION THEM WITH ONLY MY GOOD LOOKS, 2 BUCKS AND A BAG OF RUFFLES. THEY MUST'VE BEEN SAVVY TO THE DECLINE OF THE AMERICAN DOLLAR. I BET BANK OF AMERICA STILL WOULDN'T REIMBURSE ME FOR MY STOLEN CREDIT CARDS EVEN IF I WERE JOSH HARTNETT. THAT NIGHT WAS FAR MORE ENTERTAINING THAN THIS MOVIE. HOWEVER, THIS MOVIE PROVIDES AN INTERESTING "TWIST" ON THE VAMPIRE GENRE, AND IS WORTH THE RENTAL OR TICKET.
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