HERE'S 2 HOURS OF MY LIFE I'LL NEVER GET BACK. I'VE SEEN BETTER ACTING IN A WHITESNAKE VIDEO, WHICH IS A DIFFICULT FEAT CONSIDERING EACH CHARACTER HAD A MAXIMUM OF 10 LINES. I MIGHT ADD THAT EACH LINE REFERRED TO THE FACT THAT THE AUDIENCE WAS WATCHING A, HISTORICALLY INACCURATE, REGURGITATION OF THE BATTLE OF THERMOPYLAE. THANK YOU FOR THAT MR. FILMMAKER. I HAD NO IDEA THAT I WAS WATCHING SOME RIDICULOUS HISTORICAL RE-CAP, FILTERED THROUGH THE MIND OF SOME COLUMBINE, COMIC BOOK GEEK. THIS MOVIE WAS APPARENTLY FILMED ENTIRELY ON "BLUE SCREEN." FASCINATING. IT COULD'VE BEEN FILMED IN THE BRONX AND NOT MADE A DIFFERENCE. SAVE YOUR MONEY AND DON'T RENT THIS DUMP.
11 comments:
Yea, like I'm going take seriously someone who writes in all CAPS..
you're dead you anonymous homo
ooooooooooooh, you'd better not say that, you'll go to hell!
i'm taking you down there with me shit for brains.
fat kid
Movie Jerk, you're an asshole and a white supremacist and a goddamn good journalist.
I KNOW THIS IS YOU SWEATERTON. I'VE GOT GUYS OUTSIDE THAT SHACK YOU CALL A HOME. YOU BETTER WADDLE OUT THE BACK DOOR FUCKHEAD
Sim, your blog is so much . . . funnier than mine. I'll start being sarcastic right away to catch up. Course, it helps that mine isn't funny at ALL.
But maybe it should be.
Good work anyway.
THANK YOU DEAR FAN. HOWEVER, I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS "SIM" IS. BUT IF I DID I SURE HE'D LIKE TO BE ADDRESSED BY HIS STRIPPER STAGE NAME....THE MOVIE JERK.
movie Jerkoff hahahaha i thought this was th most funny review i have ever riden.
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