THAT WEIRD LOOKING TRAMP WITH THREE NAMES, WHO MARRIED THE MEXICAN GUY FROM I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER, RETURNS IN THE RETURN. THIS LAUGH RIOT IS SUPPOSED TO BE A HORROR FILM. IT'S SCARY ALRIGHT... THERE'S JUST NO TELLING HOW THE AVERAGE CITIZEN WILL REACT TO A MOVIE THIS BAD, AND THAT FRIGHTENS THE HELL OUT OF ME. I WOULD'VE RATHER WATCHED A REALITY SHOW ABOUT ESKIMO LOVE TRIANGLES IN ANCHORAGE, OR HAD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA. IN THIS FILM, BUFFY STARS AS A SELF-MUTILATING, ESTRANGED DAUGHTER WHO HAS SUPERNATURAL VISIONS. THESE VISIONS HELP HER SOLVE GRUESOME MURDERS. MURDERS WHICH MIGHT INCLUDE HER OWN. HOLY SHIT! HIDE THE KIDS! THOUGH THAT MAY SOUND INTERESTING, THE MOVIE JUMPS ALL OVER THE PLACE. THIS FILM WOULD'VE MADE JUST AS MUCH SENSE IF THE DIALOGUE WERE IN NAVAJO. I RECOMMEND AVOIDING THIS MOVIE AT ALL COSTS UNLESS YOUR SEVERELY DYSLEXIC. IN WHICH CASE YOU MIGHT HAVE AN ADVANTAGE OVER THE AVERAGE VIEWER, WHO BEGINS BOOKS AT PAGE 1.
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