Wednesday, December 19, 2007

HOSTEL: PART II (LAUREN GERMAN, HEATHER MATARAZZO;2007)


ELI ROTH, QUENTIN TARANTINO'S LITTLE PROTEGE, ASSAULTS US WITH ANOTHER MOVIE THAT'S MORE OFFENSIVE THAN "THE SHOCKER." IN THIS TERRIFYINGLY UNORIGINAL PLOT LINE, IDIOT AMERICAN TOURISTS GET DRUNK AND ARE SOLD TO WEALTHY BUSINESS MEN. SOON THEY ARE TIED UP, MUTILATED AND VERBALLY HARASSED IN SPOOKY DUNGEONS. OUCH. IT'S PRETTY MUCH THE SAME OUTLINE AS PLEDGING A FRATERNITY. HOWEVER, INSTEAD OF SOME COLLEGE KID OPERATING ON AN ASSORTMENT OF NARCOTICS, THESE VICTIMS ARE ABUSED BY C.E.O.'S AND FUNNY LITTLE EUROPEANS. UNLIKE THE FIRST HOSTEL THIS ONE HAS SOME COMEDIC VALUE TOO. ALSO UNLIKE THE FIRST HOSTEL, THIS ONE SUCKS. SAVE 5$ AND RENT HOSTEL: PART I AGAIN IF YOU WANT TO SCARE YOURSELF FROM TRAVELING ANYWHERE NORTH OF CANADA.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

dont you mean south of canada?

THE MOVIE JERK said...

i walk on my hands