BEN AFFLECK'S BEST FRIEND IS BACK IN THE ACTION-PACKED THIRD INSTALLMENT OF THE BOURNE VEHICLE! CAN ANYONE STOP JASON BOURNE? BAD GUYS WOULD HAVE A BETTER CHANCE FIGHTING ROBOCOP AND SHAFT SIMULTANEOUSLY. I CAN SEE IT NOW.....ROBOCOP: "I AM AN OFFICER OF THE LAW, PLACE YOUR WEAPON ON THE GROUND AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR." SHAFT: "YO, THE METAL-COP SAID, 'FREEZE MUTHFUCKA.' DROP YO' SHIT ON THE FLO' WHITEY." SCARY STUFF. YET STILL, NO COMPARISON TO JASON BOURNE, WHO APPARENTLY COULD TAKE OUT A FIRE-BREATHING DRAGON WITH A BIC PEN. THAT'S WHAT WE LOVE ABOUT THE BOURNE TRILOGY. THAT FEELING OF SAFETY THAT CAN ONLY BE PROVIDED KNOWING THE TALENTED MR. RIPLEY HAS GOT YOUR BACK IN THIS CRAZY WORLD. THIS MOVIE'S GOT THE SALT & PEPPER OF MOVIE MEALS: ACTION AND A FANTASTIC PLOT LINE. THE THIRD BOURNE IS JUST AS GREAT AS THE FIRST TWO. IF YOU MISSED THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM IN THEATRES, BE SURE TO RENT IT TODAY AT OUR LOCAL VIDEO STORE.
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