WELL IT'S OFFICIAL. CHEST ROCKWELL CANNOT HOLD A MOVIE. I COUNTED THEM....4...THIS OVERDRAWN SNL SKIT HAD 4 "MOMENTS" THAT MADE ME AND MY ASSOCIATES LAUGH. I SHOULD MENTION MY ASSOCIATES ARE VERY EASY TO PLEASE. THEY'RE ACTUALLY DRUNK RELATIVES WHO'VE BEEN HERE SINCE LAST CHRISTMAS. THINGS I WOULD'VE RATHER DONE FOR TWO HOURS:
1. PLAY SQUASH
2. HANG OUT WITH THE LORD OF THE DANCE
3. WATCH A CHRIS KATTAN MOVIE
4. EAT SHIT
THIS MOVIE HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL, JUDGING BY THE PREVIEWS AND HYSTERICAL, ORIGINAL, ENDLESS PROMOTION. THEN AGAIN, I HAD LOTS OF POTENTIAL JUDGING BY MY MOTHER'S ULTRASOUND. I'M NOW A HOT DOG VENDOR BY DAY AND THE MOVIE JERK BY NIGHT. SWEET. DON'T BE FOOLED BY THE "R" RATING. WALK HARD WAS GEARED TOWARD THE INCREDIBLY SLOW. I KEPT WAITING FOR THIS MOVIE TO GET FUNNY BUT, LIKE SANTA, THE HUMOR NEVER CAME. HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS.
1. PLAY SQUASH
2. HANG OUT WITH THE LORD OF THE DANCE
3. WATCH A CHRIS KATTAN MOVIE
4. EAT SHIT
THIS MOVIE HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL, JUDGING BY THE PREVIEWS AND HYSTERICAL, ORIGINAL, ENDLESS PROMOTION. THEN AGAIN, I HAD LOTS OF POTENTIAL JUDGING BY MY MOTHER'S ULTRASOUND. I'M NOW A HOT DOG VENDOR BY DAY AND THE MOVIE JERK BY NIGHT. SWEET. DON'T BE FOOLED BY THE "R" RATING. WALK HARD WAS GEARED TOWARD THE INCREDIBLY SLOW. I KEPT WAITING FOR THIS MOVIE TO GET FUNNY BUT, LIKE SANTA, THE HUMOR NEVER CAME. HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS.
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