SING WITH ME NOW: "IN WEST PHILADELPHIA BORN AND RAISED! I MAKE SHIT MOVIES AND STILL GET PAID!" THE FRESH PRINCE MUST'VE BEEN SO PISSED ABOUT NOT SIGNING ON FOR 2002'S 28 DAYS LATER, THAT HE DECIDED TO MAKE THE EXACT SAME MOVIE WITH A PG-13 REVISION. THE FIRST HALF OF THIS MOVIE IS BASICALLY CASTAWAY (TOM HANKS, FEDEX). HOWEVER, INSTEAD OF MAINTAINING HIS SANITY BY TALKING TO A VOLLEYBALL, THE FRESH PRINCE TALKS TO A DOG. THE BRANDO OF GERMAN SHEPARDS BUT A DOG NONETHELESS. THE SECOND HALF OF THE MOVIE DEGRADES ITSELF BY TURNING INTO A CGI, ZOMBIE ACTION FLICK. IT'S NOT THAT LEGEND IS A BAD MOVIE, BUT THAT IT COULD BE SO MUCH BETTER. WE'RE NOT ASKING FOR SIX DEGREES OF SEPARATION HERE, BUT A LITTLE CONSIDERATION FOR THE EDUCATED WOULD BE NICE. I RECOMMEND SEEING THIS MOVIE IN THEATRES IF YOU'RE HUNGOVER, STONED, OR JUST NOT THAT BRIGHT.
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what are you talking about? I thought it was soooooo good!
Why...Why did they have to make this movie? Why?
WHY DOES THE MOSQUITO CRY MY LITTLE POSSUM?....BECAUSE IT'S UGLY...BECAUSE IT'S UGLY.
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