Monday, December 10, 2007

JUNO (ELLEN PAGE, MICHAEL CERA;2007)


TEEN PREGNANCY IS NO JOKE. UNLESS IT'S DONE RIGHT. WHICH MEANS LEAVING TOWN THE SECOND THAT ACCIDENT'S CONCEIVED, ONLY TO RESURFACE YEARS LATER DISGUISED AS THE QUEER ASTRONAUT FROM 'N SYNC. THIS MOVIE MANAGED TO TURN TEEN PREGNANCY INTO A PERFECT DRAMADY WITHOUT EVEN REFERENCING MY STEP-BY-STEP PREGNANCY HANDBOOK, "WHEN ROE VS. WADE FAILS, GET THE FUCK OUTTA DODGE." LOOK FORWARD TO THE KID FROM SUPERBAD STILL MASTERING HIS SHY-LOVABLE-GEEK CHARACTER, AND ENJOY THE LEADING LADY WHO PLAYS THE PART OF A PROMISCUOUS, SARCASTIC TEEN TO A "T." YOU'LL LAUGH. YOU'LL CRY. YOU MIGHT EVEN CONTACT THE MOTHER OF YOUR CHILDREN. SEE THIS MOVIE WHILE IT'S STILL IN THEATRES. YOU DESERVE IT.

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