IN THIS ULTRA LIBERAL SLAP IN THE FACE, AN ELITE FBI TEAM IS SENT TO SAUDI ARABIA TO INVESTIGATE A BRUTAL MASS HOMICIDE. THE ACTION, ACTING, AND DIRECTION ARE ALL MAGNIFICENT. HOWEVER, THE END MESSAGE THAT WE CAN ALL GET ALONG MADE ME WANT TO KILL THE CLOSEST THING TO ME. UNFORTUNATELY FOR MY NEIGHBOURS THAT HAPPENED TO BE A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH. I THEN PROCEEDED TO BY AN ELECTRIC CAR. I BELIEVE IT WAS A POWER WHEELS 4X4. I'D LIKE TO SEE LEO DICAPRIO GET LAID IN ONE THOSE.......GO GREEN!...GET FUCKED. THE ONLY WAY TO GET ROAD HEAD IN A PRIUS IS IF YOU'RE DRIVING IT TO YOUR PRIVATE JET. GOD BLESS AMERICA......PEOPLE ARE STARVING IN ETHIOPIA? DIAMOND GENOCIDE IN SOUTH AFRICA? EXCUSE ME WHILE I SHED A TEAR. NOT BECAUSE I GIVE A SHIT. ONLY BECAUSE I'M CHUGGING ONION PACKED, ITALIAN SAUSAGE PASTA SAUCE OUT OF THE BOTTLE WHILE SURFING 500 CHANNELS ON MY SONY FLAT SCREEN. HOWEVER, THIS PETER BERG DRAMA BEAUTIFULLY SUPPORTS THE EMPOWERMENT OF WOMEN IN THE UNITED STATES, A CONCEPT WHICH CONSTANTLY BAFFLES THE MIDDLE EAST: YES, IT MEANS OUR WOMEN WILL PUT A BULLET THROUGH YOUR HEAD FASTER THAT SHIT THROUGH A GOOSE. ONLY AFTER THEY FILL UP THEIR SUBURBANS BEFORE SOCCER PRACTICE OF COURSE. THIS MOVIE IS POWERFUL, WELL SHOT, AND WORTH RENTING. SOME MIGHT ENJOY IT MORE THAN OTHERS DEPENDING THEIR POLITICAL AFFILIATION.
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