GUY RITCHIE'S 2002 MONA LISA, SWEPT AWAY, WAS OBNOXIOUS AND INCONSIDERATE. FORTUNATELY FOR US HE'S RETURNED TO HIS WINNING FORMULA OF ABSURD GANGSTER MOVIES. THIS MOVIE BARES SIMILARITIES TO THE USUAL SUSPECTS. IF YOU LIKED THAT, YOU'LL PROBABLY LIKE THIS. THE VIEWER SHOULD ALSO BE WARNED THAT RAY LIOTTA WEARS A MAN-THONG THROUGHOUT MOST OF THE FILM. RAY'S ALSO HAD A HORRIBLE FACE-LIFT, SOMETIME BETWEEN CORRINA CORRINA AND NOW, THAT COULD ONLY HAVE BEEN PERFORMED BY DR. JAN ADAMS (SEE DONDA WEST). CRITICS OF A LESSER CALIBER THAN MYSELF GAVE REVOLVER POOR REVIEWS, SO YOU MAY LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR THEATRE BEING FILLED AT HALF CAPACITY. WHICH IS GOOD CONSIDERING AMERICAN OBESITY. WE ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE REALLY BARE THE BRUNT OF THOSE HOGS. I RECOMMEND SEEING THIS MOVIE TONIGHT WITH A CHASER OF SEXY FUN, YOU WILD CARDS.
3 comments:
I like the idea of Ray Liotta wearing a manthong. Thanks for the tip, movie jerk!
shhhh. keep that to yourself ZOLTAN. Glad i was able to point you in the right direction.
jack fuck shit. revolver is a toilet scrap
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