Monday, December 3, 2007

BLACK SNAKE MOAN (SAMUEL L. JACKSON, CHRISTINA RICCI; 2007)


WEDNESDAY FROM THE ADAMS FAMILY HAS FINALLY MADE A BRILLIANT CAREER MOVE BY STARRING IN INTERRACIAL, BONDAGE PORN IN THIS SOON-TO-BE CULT CLASSIC. THIS IS NOT A GOOD MOVIE. HOWEVER, IT HAS ITS MOMENTS....AND BY "MOMENTS" I MEAN, CHRISTINA RICCI RUNNING AROUND NAKED WHILE CHAINED TO A RADIATOR. IF SOMEONE ELSE RENTS THIS GEM, STICK AROUND AND WATCH IT, BUT DON'T RENT THIS MOVIE YOURSELF.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I completely disagree, This movie is brilliant. There really are people in the world just the character played by Christina Ricci. They all need help, And personally I thought what the man was trying to do was a God Send to this girl. If you don't like it, DON'T GET IT. But do not give out directions for others to stay away from it. Bossy, Much?

Anonymous said...

And I'd have gladly not posted my previous comment from anonymous, But I don't have an account. Feel free to state any objects you may have though.

Anonymous said...

Me again. Objections* Also, I figured out how to leave my name & URL.

Anonymous said...

14 years later and the comment above this one is still hilarious. I hope you eventually come back to read this and realize how much of an absolute loser you sounded like.