Monday, December 3, 2007

APOCALYPTO (RUDY YOUNGBLOOD; 2007)


MEL GIBSON......BIGOT, ALCOHOLIC, ASSHOLE....FILM-MAKER. BY NOW WE'RE ALL AWARE OF MEL'S WILD IMAGINATION, WHETHER IT BE SEEN IN HIS FILMS, OR IN HIS DRUNK RANTS SPEWED FROM THE BACK OF A POLICE CAR. WHEN IT COMES TO IMAGINATION, THIS MOVIE'S GOT IT ALL. APOCALYPTO IS A FANTASTIC, VIOLENT, ADVENTURE FILM. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE SUBTITLES. THE PRIMARY DIALOGUE IS SCREAMING. AND IF YOU'RE HESITANT TO RENT THIS BECAUSE OF OL' MEL, REMEMBER THIS: MEL GIBSON HAS SOOOO MUCH MONEY THAT BOYCOTTING HIS FILM(S) WON'T MAKE A SHIT OF A DIFFERENCE TO HIM. MERRY CHRISTMAS. HAPPY HANUKKA. PICK UP THIS THRILL-RIDE TONIGHT MOVIE-GOERS.

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