THIS LITTLE MIRACLE STARS KEVIN COSTNER AS A SERIAL KILLER WHO GOES TO A.A. MEETINGS TO CONTROL HIS "ADDICTION," OR "MURDEROUS ALTER EGO." DEMI MOORE PLAYS THE INDEPENDENTLY WEALTHY, ACTION JUNKIE COP WHO'S HOT ON HIS HEELS. KEVIN COSTNER...HERE'S A GUY WHO SHOULD HAVE A DRUG PROBLEM. NOBODY SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO MAKE DECISIONS THIS POOR, WHICH HE'S BEEN DOING SINCE '93, UNLESS THEY'RE ON SOME SERIOUS SHIT. SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL THIS ASSHOLE TO SIGN ON FOR BULL DURHAM 2: BULL SHIT. COSTNER IS STARRING OPPOSITE DANE COOK FOR CHRIST SAKE. THAT GUY SHOULDN'T BE IN ANYTHING BUT A PROACTIV INFOMERCIAL. MY HOLLYWOOD INSIDER, TIME WARNER CABLE, TOLD ME COSTNER WAS FIRST CHOICE FOR ROBIN WILLIAM'S CHARACTER IN GOOD WILL HUNTING. UNFORTUNATELY, HE USED THE SCRIPT AS COCKTAIL NAPKINS AT THE AFTER PARTY FOR THE POSTMAN. PLEASE SAVE THIS MAN FROM HIMSELF AND STOP WATCHING HIS FILMS.
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Damn. You hit the nail on the head with that one.
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