THIS MOVIE IS COMPLETELY ORIGINAL AND UNIQUE. IT'S ACTUALLY ABOUT GOVERNMENT EXPERIMENTATION ON SOLDIERS, AND "BIG BROTHER" TRACKING ITS CITIZENS.... WHICH IS WHY I STOPPED TAPPING MY FEET IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS, AND PLAYING POCKET POOL AT THE PLAYGROUND. THIS FILM IS COMPARABLE TO JACOB'S LADDER. ONE DOWNFALL IS ASHLEY JUDD'S SLIGHT WEIGHT GAIN. MAYBE SHE WANTED TO BE TAKEN MORE SERIOUSLY IN HOLLYWOOD....I DON'T KNOW. WHATEVER. WHAT I DO KNOW, IS THERE'S NOTHING WORSE THAN A FAT CHICK, EXCEPT A SKINNY CHICK WHO GOT FAT. IT'S LIKE THIS, IF YOU WERE ALWAYS POOR, WHO GIVES A SHIT? HOWEVER, IF YOU WERE RICH, THAN BECAME POOR, IT REALLY, REALLY SUCKS. THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LINES OFF A STRIPPER IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM AND LINES OFF A MCDONALD'S BATHROOM TOILET SEAT.. BUT ONLY IF YOU'VE EXPERIENCED THE FORMER. ANYWHO, ASHLEY AND HER CO-STAR ASTONISHED ME WITH A SOMEWHAT DRUG-FUELED DESCENT INTO INSANITY, CAUSED EITHER BY GENUINE PARANOIA, OR THE ONLY "ROCKS" OF ANY VALUE THAT AREN'T DIAMONDS. YOU, THE VIEWER, MUST DECIDE WHAT'S WHAT WHEN YOU RENT THIS TRIP TODAY!
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This, Mr. Movie Jerk, is another, upper east side at 5am walking the streets receiting the speach you plan on giving to the Harvard graduating class once you come down off of your high,looking for a bodega to sell you beer as blood trickles from your left nostril and your hairs' all fucked up from scratching your head with your dirty fingernails while you fistpump the air because you feel good, life sucks and while you still dont have beer those 4 remaining cigarettes from your second pack in the last 24 hours have now become your best friend- type of movie review.... Happy New Year Mr. Movie Jerk- Keep doing what your doing.. and cheers to No More 5am on the Upper East Side nights... ever again
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