DEATH SENTENCE (KEVIN BACON;2007)

ASIDE FROM BEING A PHOTO OF ME AT WORK THE ABOVE IMAGE IS ALSO KEVIN BACON IN DEATH SENTENCE. WHEN I SAW THIS MOVIE IN THEATRES I SUDDENLY REALIZED IT'S ACTUALLY BEEN OUT ON VIDEO FOR 30 YEARS UNDER THE TITLE, DEATH WISH. THIS IS THE STORY OF A MILD-MANORED INSURANCE EXEC WHO GOES BATSHIT CRAZY AFTER HIS SON'S MURDER. WITHIN 1HR AND 50 MIN THIS GUY GOES FROM TELLING HIS CLIENTS TO ALWAYS WEAR SHIN GUARDS, TO GUTTING EMINEM'S FRIENDS IN THE SEEDIEST SECTIONS OF DETROIT. I HAD NO IDEA THERE WERE NICE SECTIONS OF DETROIT. THIS MOVIE IS ABOUT AS REALISTIC AS DUMBO OR ME VOTING FOR HILARY CLINTON. HOWEVER, IT'S ALWAYS FUN TO SEE NORMAL PEOPLE LOSE IT, BUT YOU NEED NOT PAY 10 DOLLARS TO DO IT. JUST SWING BY ANY MORTGAGE OFFICE AROUND 1PM FOR THE NEXT YEAR AND YOU MIGHT VERY WELL BE SHOTGUNNED BACK TO THE HOUSE THE BANK STOLE FROM YOU, AFTER RAPING YOU OF YOUR NET WORTH. HAVE NICE DAY. DON'T RENT THIS. -THE MOVIE JERK