DEER HUNTER. KING OF NEW YORK. SUICIDE KINGS.......BALLS OF FURY. CHRIS, BABE, GO FUCK YOURSELF. A LOT OF ASSHOLES, INCLUDING MYSELF, ALLOWED THIS EIGHTH WONDER OF WORLD TO RAKE IN $32,878,486 AT THE BOX OFFICE ALONE. NOT TO MENTION, THE 10MILLION OTHER IDIOTS WHO JUST TOOK A GRAVITY BONG HIT AND DECIDED TO BUY THIS TURD, ALONG WITH ALL THE SNOWCAPS IN THE VIDEO STORE...."LOOK DUDE, IT'S CALLED "CAP" BECAUSE IT'S ONLY "CAPPED" IN WHITENESS, LIKE SNOW, BUT INSIDE IT'S BROWN, LIKE THE POPULATION OF AFRICA, OR THE DARKEST BLOOD IN VOMIT INDUCED BY ALCOHOL POISONING . ERGO, SNOWCAP BRAH." YEP, THERE'S ANOTHER 12 MIL FOR BALLS OF FURY. UNFORTUNATELY, I COULDN'T SPOIL THE ENDING OF THIS MOVIE EVEN IF I WANTED TO BECAUSE I LEFT 3/4'S THROUGH AND WEPT FOR AMERICA. IF I CATCH ANYONE, AND I MEAN ANYONE, RENTING THIS "FILM," I AM GOING TO DRAW A PENIS ON YOUR CHEEK WITH A SHARPIE. SEE YOU TOMORROW MY ANGELS. - THE MOVIE JERK
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