I HAVEN'T WITNESSED ANYTHING THIS HORRIBLE SINCE HITLER. DIANE LANE AGES GRACEFULLY. SHE NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME DROOL AND PAW THE AIR. OTHER THAN THAT TIDBIT OF ENTERTAINMENT, I WOULD'VE RATHER READ CHAUCER IN A BATH OF BROKEN GLASS AND GOLD BOND THAN SEEN THIS MESS. I'M JUST THAT DEDICATED TO YOU THOUGH.....LIKE YOUR LITTLE MOVIE GUINEA PIG. "HEY JANE, YOU THINK THIS NEW DIANE LANE FILM'S GONNA SUCK ASS?'... 'ONE SECOND DEAR, LET'S CHECK THE MOVIE JERK. THAT IDIOT LOVES TO PISS AWAY MONEY ON AWFUL CINEMA." ONE WOULD THINK THAT COLIN HANKS WOULD RUN HIS SCRIPTS BY HIS FATHER, IN ORDER TO AVOID MISTAKES LIKE TURNER & HOOCH OR JOE VS. THE VOLCANO. I'D LIKE TO BELIEVE A MULTIPLE OSCAR WINNER, SUCH AS HIS DAD, COULD STEER HIM TOWARD BRILLIANT CAREER DECISIONS, SUCH AS, FORREST GUMP 2: NO I.Q., APOLLO 14: HOLY SHIT!, OR CAST AWAY THE RETURN: THIS TIME HE'S GOT BALLS. HOWEVER, SADLY, HE'S LEANING TOWARD LAME COMEDIES AND CHEAP THRILLERS, SUCH AS THIS ONE. I WOULD CALL THIS COPS & KILLERS FILM THE POOR MAN'S SAW. AND BY POOR I MEAN COMPLETELY BANKRUPT.....AN ABSOLUTE LET DOWN....LIKE MY ONLY SON. I HOPE YOU'RE READING THIS JAMES. YOUR FATHER DOESN'T LOVE YOU. I'M SORRY, ANYWAY, DON'T SEE THIS.
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fuk you, joe vs the volcano is a fantastic movie
NO NEED TO SWEET TALK ME. I'LL CONTINUE TO WRITE THESE "REVIEWS" EVEN WITHOUT YOUR SUPPORT. THANK YOU,
TMJ
You don't love me?
Nevertheless, I'll still read your blog dad.....
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