DISTURBIA (SHIA LABEOUF, CARRIE ANN MOSS, DAVID MORSE;2007)

HE'S CUTE, HE'S LOVABLE, HE'S BEEN ACTING SINCE HE WAS A FETUS, AND LIKE THE REST OF HOLLYWOOD, HE'S MAKING MILLIONS OFF POOR CAREER DECISIONS, LIKE THIS MOVIE. YOU MIGHT'VE CAUGHT HIM IN HIS PREVIOUS, MOST CHALLENGING ROLES, IN HOLES, NOT THE PORN, AND TRANSFORMERS, NOT THE PORN. HIS NAME'S SHIA LABEOUF, AND THIS, IS DISTURBIA. LUCKILY, THIS SOON-TO-BE CLASSIC STARS ONE OF THE BEST ACTORS OF THE CENTURY, DAVID MORSE. PERHAPS YOU REMEMBER HIM FROM.......SOMETHING ELSE. HE SINGLE HANDEDLY SAVES THIS MOVIE WITH HIS SPOOKY, GIANT FOREHEAD. THERE'S ALSO A REALLY HOT, UNDERAGE, FEMALE CO-STAR HAILING FROM BONERVILLE, CALIFORNIA IN THIS FUN-BAG PHENOM. CARRIE ANN MOSS MUST'VE BEEN HIGH AS A KITE WHEN SHE SIGNED ON FOR THIS MOVIE. THAT'S LIKE MERYL STREEP SIGNING ON FOR OPERATION: DUMBO DROP. THE STORYLINE IS SIMPLE. SHIA IS A PEEPING TOM WHO CATCHES HIS NEIGHBOUR MURDERING HIS DATES....TEMPTING, BUT STILL ILLEGAL. HE THEN TRIES TO STOP HIM WITHOUT IMMEDIATELY NOTIFYING THE AUTHORITIES LIKE A SENSIBLE PERSON. I WON'T DARE SPOIL THE SHOCKING ENDING FOR YOU FROM THERE. IF YOU'VE SEEN EVERY OTHER NEW RELEASE, AND SOMEONE ELSE RENTS THIS, YOU MAY WATCH IT. -THE MOVIE JERK