BY THE SECOND HOUR OF THIS FILM I'D BEGUN SMOKING AND DRINKING IN THE THEATRE. BY THE THIRD HOUR THE ACID KICKED IN AND I BEGAN CONVERSING WITH MY POPCORN. I THINK I GOT THE GENERAL IDEA THOUGH. MATT DAMON GIVES ANOTHER SHOCKINGLY PROVOCATIVE 5 LINE PERFORMANCE. ROBERT DE NIRO'S GIVEN UP. ANGELINA JOLIE'S STILL HOT AND DOESN'T BELONG IN THIS FILM. THIS MOVIE SHOWS US WHAT WE ALL ALREADY KNOW. THE PEOPLE WHO STARTED THE C.I.A. ARE ANTI-SOCIAL WEIRDOS. WHILE THESE OPERATIVES SAVE THE WORLD BY SECRETLY KILLING AFGHANS, RUSSIANS, AMERICANS, HIPPIES AND THE HOMELESS, THEIR PERSONAL LIVES BECOME VERY DARK AND UTTERLY COLLAPSE INTO SUPERFICIALITY AND LIES. LET ME JUST SAY, I WAS COMPLETELY SHOCKED BY THIS NEWS AS WELL. THE KEY DRAMATIC MOMENTS ARE EACH ABOUT A HALF HOUR APART, OR MORE, SO FEEL FREE TO TAKE A DUMP OR GO TO THE CLOSEST BAR WITHOUT PRESSING "PAUSE." UNFORTUNATELY, I SUBJECTED MYSELF TO THIS MOVIE IN THE THEATRE. IF YOU RENT THIS, CANCEL YOUR PLANS FOR A DAY OR TWO.
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