SUSAN SARANDON MUST'VE REALLY PISSED OFF SOME SERIOUS HOLLYWOOD LIBERALS; NOT ONLY TO ACCEPT THIS ROLE, BUT MAINLY DUE TO NOT RECEIVING TOP BILLING. SHE WON AN ACADEMY AWARD FOR DEAD MAN WALKING FOR FUCK'S SAKE. BILLY BOB, ON THE OTHER HAND, HAS MADE EXTRAORDINARY PERSONAL DECISIONS. CURRENTLY, HE COULD BE "FATHERING" ORPHANS FROM COUNTRIES I DIDN'T KNOW EXISTED, THAT IS IF HE KEPT HIS DICK AS HIS THERAPIST. BOO-HOO BRAD, HAVE FUN WITH THE SOON-TO-BE DRUG ADDICTED, MULTICULTURAL MISTAKES ON WHICH YOU PISSED AWAY YOUR CAREER AND SEX APPEAL. JON-JON'S CORPSE IS MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN YOU RIGHT NOW. THIS COMEDY MISSED THE MARK. YES, I LAUGHED. HOWEVER, THE HUMOUR ENGULFED ME AS LONG AS A FART IN AN ELEVATOR ONCE THE CREDITS RAN. I WORK ON THE 19TH FLOOR. SEAN WILLIAM SCOTT REMAINS TO BE SOMEONE I WANT TO PARTY WITH, BUT WILL NO LONGER PAY 5 BUCKS TO LAUGH AT. WHICH IS MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR THE REST OF THE AMERICAN PIE CAST. SO CONGRATULATIONS SEAN. GRAB ALL THE TANG YOU CAN RIGHT NOW BABY. YOUR ACTING HAS ABOUT AS MUCH REACH AS AN AMPUTEE. I'M NOT GOING TO BOTHER PROVIDING ANY READER WITH A MOVIE SYNOPSIS. UNLESS YOU WERE RECENTLY HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A 9 IRON, THE COVER OF THIS FILM SHOULD EXPLAIN IT. IF YOU MUST READ THE BACK OF THE MOVIE CASE, CALL ME AT 970-YOU-FUCKING-ABSOLUTE-MORON. -THE MOVIE JERK.
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